John Doe strode into the bedroom , wearing His leather
Postal Worker's uniform. He sneered at the bound and gagged figure on the bed,
as He reached into His latex mail bag. Jane Doe, a 29 year old schoolgirl,
looked up at her Master, her eyes a mixture of fear and desire. She gasped as
He brought a knife with a 9 ~ inch blade out of the bag.
"I saw something on the Internet which I want us to
try," He said sternly,
"Are you willing?"
Jane nodded eagerly and mumbled, "yeff Mather".
John smiled as He bent close and cut her free of her bonds.
"Strip", He ordered as He began to remove His own
clothes..
Jane quickly complied, wondering what new delights her
beloved Master had in store for her.
"Lay back on the bed", He commanded.
Jane did so. John then laid on top of her.
"Tonight my dear", He whispered while reaching for
the light switch.. "We are going ........... Vanilla!"
"NOOOOOOoooooooooo", cried Jane as the room
plunged into darkness.
The above tale is true. John eventually left Jane to move in
with a vanilla woman. They now have a 24/7 vanilla lifestyle, regularly
enjoying home improvements, Tupperware parties and only having sex 3 times a
year.
Jane was more fortunate and now attends Vanillas Anonymous,
with help and guidance she is slowly recovering. Only last week she was able to
stand up and say,
"I have the right to more than one sexual
position!"
Vanilla is dangerous and should not be practiced at home.
If
anyone offers you vanilla sex, just say No.
This has been a BDSM safety awareness announcement