6 Slightly Tongue in Cheek Rules for the Dating Game

I’m trying to post something on here once a week and Friday seems a good day to do so. But this Friday I’m stuck in business meetings all day so instead I’ll have to throw something together quickly and do it now for you my liebchens.

Men! Yes you over there; stop slouching and pay attention.

Do you have trouble dating the fairer sex? Do they look through you, over you and even past you whenever you try to engage them in conversation? Fear not my friend, help is at hand.

Now I’m no oil painting. I’m going more for the rugged good looks here, if rugged means like a piece of weathered concrete sitting in the weeds having decayed and fallen from a ruined building. I have no secret talents and no, well not the last time I checked anyway, spectacular parts of my anatomy guaranteed to make all women swoon at my feet. But I have lots of fantastically beautiful women as close friends. How? I shall swiftly pull aside the curtain of closely guarded secrets in the attraction game and reveal 6 startling nuggets of information to you.

1. Be confident in who you are. If you’re a grey-faced civil servant from the home counties then be sure in your heart and mind you’re the best darn civil servant there ever was.
2. Don’t boast, be self-deprecating. No one likes a boaster. Instead make fun of yourself a little.
3. Don’t be afraid. You’d be amazed to know the beautiful and sexy lady across the room just wants someone to talk to but all the men think, “She’ll never want to talk to me.” She probably will and what have you got to lose?
4. Have a sense of humour! Women are human too; they love to have a good laugh as much as anyone else. This is especially true if you can combine it with #2 above.
5. Be clean. No, not by telling politically correct anecdotes and jokes. I mean get a bath or a shower, and a shave too (those of us with beards are excused a complete shave as long as you tidy that fuzz to something neat instead of the abandoned bird’s nest you sport now). The ladies don't like a smelly guy and why should they? Would you like a smelly girl? (Don't answer that.)
6. Be yourself. We think we’re good at pretending to be someone else, someone interesting and exciting, but the girls will see right through that in a second. We’re all unique so celebrate that fact.

There’s a lot more I could tell you but I’d risk being thrown out of the cool guys club and we don’t want that to happen. But, if you book a session with the wonderfully sexy and beautiful Mistress Leyla let me know and I’ll reveal more… ;-)

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