If a woman was a cake

Gentlemen, come hither and allow me to explain a simple but very important point to you: unlike men, women do all their thinking with their brains. It’s a simple concept but one utterly alien to the vast majority of the male gender. Guys, knowing, remembering and using this fact will enable you to communicate much more successfully with the opposite sex. You need to engage their minds first and, maybe, their body will follow. Their minds are where it’s all happening.

I’m going to illustrate how this works with a simple analogy: women as cakes.

Chaps, what do you see when you see a cake in front of you? Do you immediately focus on the shiny, red cherry standing proudly upon the top while ignoring the rest? I expect you do. After all that cherry calls to where you do most of your thinking... It says eat me, right now. Do you not notice the bone china plate it rests on, the fondant icing so carefully applied and sculpted, the size and shape of the cake itself? No you did not. Go stand in the corner.

That cake is a whole world; from the way it’s presented, how much time and effort went into making it, the details of the recipe, the skill of the maker, the ingredients used in perfect proportions, the time it spent in the oven, cooking until it was just right and ready… The list goes on and on and all this before you even take a bite!




Slowly, carefully, remove the paper wrapping making sure the cake remains pristine underneath, That first bite…. So so amazingly delicious. Your teeth sink slowly through the icing into the cake itself, the mix of fruit, sugar, eggs – free range of course – spices, nuts, flour; all mixed and baked to perfection, all coming together on your tongue to create the most sensational feeling inside. Now that is some cake!

This is a cake you could eat forever, a cake full of tasty surprises, each mouthful better than the last, succulent, juicy, moist, luscious and mouth-wateringly good. It fills your mind and your body with feelings of desire for it. You want the whole of this cake to be yours, you never want it to end.

This is a cake you could go on a journey of discovery with, explore sensations and experiences with. A cake so good and completely satisfying you’ll forget all about the shiny, red cherry as there’s so much more this cake has to offer than just a quick bite off the top. In fact you’re so enraptured by this cake the cherry is just a tiny, not even essential, part of it!

Love every bit of that cake, every last little crumb. Love the look and feel of it, enjoy just being in the same room as it, anticipate the intense pleasure of eating and being eaten.

That’s how you need to think about a woman.